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I am Mike. I am currently enjoying a brown sugar boba ice cream bar. I like , , and . I've developed some basic games on . I'm a married father of three school age kids. I have two . I work in . I don't like as much as this post might make it seem, but when in Rome... Oh yeah, and I used to know once. But that was long ago... now I'm mostly left with just "Semper ubi sub ubi." .

V Rising is such a great game. The combat is just so satisfying. The base building is deep. The community (so far) is non-toxic that I've seen (even in PvP). If you like Valheim, crafting games... Try it out.

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Dentist: "Do you floss daily?"
Me: "Do you backup your data daily?"

Love, Death, and Robots Season 3 is actually good again! This makes me happy. Season 1 was great, IMO. Season 2 was pretty meh mostly. But I'm four episodes in and not really a bad one yet.

Videogames, problematic, racism, 

Man, Transport Fever 2 is a nice Railroads type game... But I'm ready to dump the narrator in the ocean. Like I get it, the industrial era was exploitive. I don't need to hear this stupid dude pretending to be oldtimey by going on about cityfolk getting lazy so let's pull in poor people from the countryside to bust the unions or how Mexicans like free handouts. Wtf. Still early in the chapters, but I hope the later quests aren't more of the same.

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Warhammer 40k: CHADS GATE - Daemonhunters is a game about taking a squad of four absolute chads and wrecking daemons with them.

New business plan: Duckwater.
Slogan: "Nothing tastes quite like water off a duck."
Positives: Selling water. It's cheap.
Negatives: Requires at least one duck.

Upbeat music, made sad. 

One of Alanis' best. And I actually like Alanis Morissette.

Seeing lots of good reviews for 40k: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters. Chomping at the bit to play it. I do love me some XCOM-likes. Let's see if it's better than Mechanicus...

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When you have your first public playtest and want to make sure the players know why they're racing, but don't have time to animate a nice cutscene - time to improvise!



What is a pirate's favorite element? 

ARRRRRgon? Really? No! Gold, obviously.

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What is a pirate's favorite branch of the military? 

No, not the ARRRrmy. It's the Navy, obviously.

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Testing CW with more #dumbjokes. What is a pirate's favorite letter? 

No not R, it's the C.

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Tonight's project was updating the Commercial Maps Archive - now up to a mere FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE free commercially-licensed maps!

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This is worth sharing.

It's an animated GIF where every frame is a valid QR code that leads to the "Never Gonna Give You Up" rickroll.

That's kind of amazing.

A doppleganger walks into a bar, asks the horse "Why the long face?"

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